And that’s when Shawny lost the power of speech.
Believe it or not, tonight’s title started out as a story about pregnant ladies.
I have a cousin who is having her first baby in September. She has now reached the point where people look her up and down a couple times on the subway trying to decide if she’s pregnant or maybe just gaining weight, and whether she deserves a seat on the ride to work.
She refers to this as the “belly-face-belly-face” look.
Tonight’s picture requires the cock-sucker-cock-sucker look. Where to start?
Miraculously, I didn’t cry through this one.
Gruesome sex faces make me laugh.
Gah! Hands! Why are there always hands!?!?!
Honey, you got a little something on your….you know what? I’ll just get it off myself, it will be easier.
Best. Valedictory. Address. Ever.