Sweet mother of god. Have cool water and possibly toys ready. Safe for work, but…yeah. Uh huh. Mmm-hmm.
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“Mummy. Why are you licking your ‘puter?”
“Don’t sneak up on mummy son!” *said with a squeak whilst slamming laptop closed*