I don’t know if this is just me, but when I read a great book I always think. . .this would be an AWESOME PORN!
So I asked the talented cover artist M. L. Eccleston to help me with this post. She and I worked together to create parody covers of some of my favorite books.
Here are my top five books that should be made into porn!!
Note: This post has a lot of penis images and these covers are not the originals.
1. The Humper Games
(for The Hunger Games )
The Capitol forces all the districts to send a man and woman (over the age of 18 of course) to participate in the annual Humper Games where the contenders will hump to the death!
2. Ready Player Cum
(for Ready Player One )
In my version, Wade still competes on the virtual world Oasis as the whole planet watches him. However, instead of playing video games to win, he’s sexing his way to victory!
3. A Game of Moans
(for A Game of Thrones )
Winter is cumming!
The struggle for the Iron Throne has begun. Kings, Queens, Knights, Lords, and Liars will all play the game of moans for the crown.
4. The Unbecoming of Mary’s Vagina
(for The Unbecoming of Mary Dyer )
Mary Dyer wakes up one day and can not remember the last time she’s had an orgasm. Will she experience one? Definitly!
5. Daughter of Smoke and Balls
( for Daughter of Smoke and Bones )
Karou wonders about her true identity. She goes on a search and stumbles into the haunting Akiva. What ensues is a great voyage into the depths of smoking balls!
So there’s my books that should be made into porns, what are yours? If you can’t think of any now, but come up with some awesome ones later please feel free to check me out on Goodreads HERE to tell me about them.
About the author:
Bestselling dark fantasy author Kenya Wright lives in Miami with her overactive kids, yummy hubby, and three cats that refuse to stop sleeping on her head.